creativity

Blobby

A metaphor is found deep in the ocean.

veterinary medicine

Fool Me Twice

How many chances should you get?

history

Five Fascinating Factoids About Veterinary History

Long story short - we've always been cleaning messes!

glossobuccosis

Petcare Company Acquires Rights to Veterinarian’s Oath, Raising Ethical Concerns

Bad news for the future of the human animal bond.

stories

Straight A's

Self-fulfilling prophesies come true if you scream.

birds

The Falcon

Animals use deception. Therefore, it's fine for a sorta sinister jungle entity to do so as well.

veterinary medicine

I Didn't Die of Bird Flu!

Not yet, anyway.

glossobuccosis

What Does the Future of Dog Breeding Look Like?

Selective breeding as artistic expression.

cartoon

New Yorker Rejects #10

Beat the system by failing.

opinion

Corporatus cringius

If you were infected, would you know it?

veterinary medicine

No Other Choice

I did something I almost never do.

stories

Rumble in the Jungle

The most dangerous animal in the jungle is man. Young, dumb man.

glossobuccosis

The Great Microgreen Grudgematch

Phyrric victories, totally worth it.

opinion

Frayed

The key to not killing yourself is appropriate scheduling.

cartoon

New Yorker Rejects #9

Still a "no"!

art

Science Projects

Can you win both Art and Science?

Ultimo Proximo

Last year, 2024, I: * Completed my first book manuscript.1 * Finished illustrations for my ninth children's book in the series Louie's Little Lessons. * With a co-author, submitted a new book proposal to a literary agent. * Was a guest on five different podcasts,2 with conversations

News

Gimme Gimme Gimme

I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

stories

Flash!

A juicy sea lion tell all.

glossobuccosis

Confessions of a Bad Vet

I have sinned. Yup, definitely sinned.

stories

To Wallow or Not to Wallow

Conscience makes cowards of us all.

stories

The Turkey

When a turkey steals the spotlight—and your donut—there's only one way to make things right.

creativity

Stylin'

Because why not waste your day with Sasquatches surfing through art history?

cartoon

New Yorker Rejects #8

Can you feel Fall in the air? I certainly can. Much like the dropping of withered leaves, my rejected cartoons are suddenly piling up in the gutter, asphalt-soaked and ripe for decay. Except that's not right at all. Maybe tis the season of rejection, but that doesn&

stories

Pant Pant Sigh

The x-rays were really bad. Much worse than expected. When I had picked Wrigley's chart from the rack of veterinary emergency patients, I have to admit, I wasn't in a huge rush. Although crazy, intense stuff does happen in the ER–most of the time