The Eagle
When I was in vet school, I took one of the best classes of my life: Raptor Handling. Every week, us vet students would meet our instructor in a patch of dirt at
birds
The Merganser
My origin story.
The Falcon
Animals use deception. Therefore, it's fine for a sorta sinister jungle entity to do so as well.
The Turkey
When a turkey steals the spotlight—and your donut—there's only one way to make things right.
The Condor
Despite all my age I am still just in a batting cage.