How to Build a Pegacorn

A pegacorn is a unicorn with wings. They’re beautiful and they can fly. Everyone knows that. 

If you want one, just know that they’re really hard to find. Usually, you just have to build your own. 

Here’s how you do it. Obviously, start by getting a horse–I mean unicorn!

If you can't find one, a rhinoceros will do.

Next, attach some wings!

Unless you can't get any. Then, well...

…a hang glider works, too.

You’re basically set at this point. 

Now—sooooome people might say, "That's not a real pegacorn!!!"

This could make you feel bad. Grownups might call that feeling "self-conscious" or something, but only if they’re the kind of grownup that actually listens to kids. 

Actually, even some grownups might tell you that your pegacorn isn't real.

In which case, you just gotta ask yourself…

Who the heck did you build it for, anyway?!